Gin makes evil cool

But not sword-to-heart proof.

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Sorry for the lateness, people, but at least it's up now. Here is Bleach 414: [link]

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-The opening picture is pretty cool. Gin stands around, wondering if it is possible to rape an entire forest.
-Gin: Hey, I am back. And will you put some pants on? Your coat is WAY too short.
-To save up on the effort of drawing something, most of the next page is… black. Yeah. I am not in the least bit tired of him doing that every single fucking chapter now.
-Mullet: I acknowledge that you have returned, for that is an important part of this chapter. Now, what of the walking fan service train you kidnapped?
-Gin: I killed her. I felt it was about time I sunk that stupid ship anyway.
-Listen carefully now, children: GinRan does NOT WORK.
-Mullet gives him a glance so epic that it demands three panels.
-Mullet: Wow, you really killed her. Her fanservice level is gone. I thought you-
-Gin: I DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONS.
-I think this is Kubo’s way of bashing the fangirls over the head with a hammer. I’d complain about it not being subtle, but fangirls don’t understand subtle.
-Gin: You see, I am evil. Like I always have been. You thought I was a lovable trickster fox? Nah, I am a snake! Who swallows people!
-I’d say that it sounded like innuendo, if he didn’t look so damn creepy. *shudder*
-You’d think Mullet would know this already.
-Somewhere, an Aizen/Gin fangirl is reading in untold amounts of sexual tension into this dialogue.
-Keigo: Wha… WHY AM I JUST STANDING HERE? They have been monologuing for ten minutes now, let’s haul ass!
-Mullet: *sigh* I am a little tired of this mouse hunt. Are there any babies to eat or puppies to kick? I feel like doing something else that is so stereotypically evil that you wouldn’t usually see it outside parodies.
-Gin: And then what?
-Mullet: First we mutilate the bodies and hang them up on display, and then we create the king’s key.
-Aizen doesn’t really NEED to kill them. He doesn’t even want to eat them. He JUST want to kill them for the fun of it. He’s officially the most cliché villain since Naraku.
-Gin: Okay, but I’ll kill them instead. They won’t rape themselves, you know.
-SUDDENLY, SOMETHING DRAMATIC HAPPENS!
-Mullet:
-Gin finally did it. After Kubo pounding us with foreshadowing that is even subtler than a nuclear barrage for a hundred chapters.
-Mullet has been speared. Through the chest. *sigh* With his Sue powers, that’s not even a papercut.
-Gin: And now to play the part of Captain Exposition, which I just LOVE doing
-Gin explains that Kyoka Suigetsu has a weakness. GASP! There IS a weakness to his ridiculously broken superpower? Mercy me, that must be a sign of the apocalypse!
-Gin: …and that’s how I found out that if you touch the blade before it starts to hypnotize, you can escape it.
-Talking really IS free action in shonen.
-Gin: I had so much fun watching everyone fail at killing you, since only I know how XD
-*blood splutters*
-Mullet: Just as planned! I told you my weakness, kept you at my side for over a century, all because I was so convinced of my own superiority that I thought it would be fun to see you try! JUST AS PLANNED!
-Exactly. You sure did plan this, Aizen.
-Mullet: But you see, I am invinci-
-Gin: Nuh-uh. See this crack? I put that missing piece inside you now, Captain Mullet.
- WHAT.
-Gin: Yeah, guess what? I LIED about my bankai. Ain’t I sneaky? It’s not that fast, not that long, but it has poison like you wouldn’t believe
-Gin has moved from overcompensating to super cool and sneaky!
-We are treated to a flashback panel. In case we missed that Aizen got speared. Viewers ARE morons, after all.
-Mullet is not pleased.
-Gin: Okay, you can die now. Any last words?
-Kill, God-killing spear!
-Mullet: MOTHERFUCKER this is still according to plan
-Gin: Come on, at least you get to die with a hole in your chest like you always wanted since we saw “Alien”
-Gin broke Aizen’s heart, the bastard.
-He shouldn’t have said that he was invincible back then. Seriously, that’s tempting fate to its extreme.
-That’s a pretty huge hole in Mulletman’s chest. Let’s see him worm out of this one.
-That’s two ships Gin sunk in one chapter. Not too bad for 21 pages worth of work.
-And somewhere, die-hard shippers are in denial. That’s all, folks!