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Bleach 437

-Ichigo: OMG Zangetsu's flange?!
-A flange, according to wikipedia is: ”an external or internal rib, or rim (lip), for strength, as the flange of an iron beam or I-beam (or a T-beam); or for a guide, as the flange of a train wheel; ”
-My point is, sword DO NOT HAVE FLANGES. Swords have GUARDS. There is three parts to a sword: The blade, the hilt, and the guard. Flanges are part of the industrial world. Or am I wrong, people?
-Grammar nazi moment over, moving on
-...they actually named the chapter ”Swastika Break”. I can practically HEAR the anime censoring it. Remember Naruto, with Neji's little neat ”X” tattoo on the forehead?
-Lolibitch & Mexican Guy: OMG this politically incorrect symbol is his fullbring?
-Aizenclone: *epic lower face panel! * Yes!Your badge totally remembers every thing you did, and that made it so that the shape becomes something familiar to him!
-He just makes SO. MUCH. SENSE.
-Pigzilla: RRAAARGH. I RAGE.
-Despite being human, Ichigo still has the power to defy gravity and jump onto Pigzilla's back. Well, it IS a shonen manga after all.
-Ichigo: NAZI SHURIKEN THROW OF DOOM!
-FAIL!
-Ichigo: Oh crap. Maybe this isn't how you use it?
-Well deducted, Sherlock.
-Ichigo: Hmm, so the nazi-shaped reiatsu only comes out when I hold it.
-I KNEW Ichigo had an inner nazi.
-SWASTIKA SLICE!
-FAIL!
-Ichigo: Crap, he isn't cut! Well, let's se here... if you don't cut people with the (flange) guard, and you don't throw it...
-Apparently you use a GUARD to GUARD yourself. Who'd have thought it?
-...OH MY GOD. Just look at the mastrubate-tastic pose Ichigo has for holding the badge! Who says you need an oversized sword to make extremely suggestive poses?
-Aizenclone: Not bad! I can feel so vividly, how incredibly overdramatic this is... it's like candy to me.
-DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE BLAH BLAH MONOLGUE BLAH
-Lolibitch: SHIT NO BE CAREFULLLLLL
-IchiRuka gaining power by the minute.
-SPINNING NAZI WHEEL OF DEATH!
-FLAWLESS VICTORY! FINISH HIM! ICHIGO WINS!
-Ichigo: Whew, with the Deus Ex Machina finally working, I can get out of this ten minute retirement!
-Aizenclone: *has the ”just as planned” face *
-Orihime, aka Boobs. Jr: I have screen time! That must mean the plot is moving along!
-That, or more angst. It's the shonen solution: When in doubt about your character development, ANGST.
-Random Punk: I TALK EXTREMELY LOUDLY AND WOULD YOU MIND BEING CAUGHT UP IN A CLIFFHANGER?
-God damn cliffhangers.