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Bleach 439:

-So apparently lolibitch has purple hair. And a nice bust, too. Hello, light fan service shot.
-And she's obviously American. Why? Because she has a cowboy hat, like all Americans do!
-”You just can't help bu love me, can you?” Yeah. Love. That's the first impression you gave all of us. :sarcasm:
-Yakuza Piggy: BITCHES WHAT THE HELL
-I feel he is entitled to a little bitching given Riruka's horrible, horrible hobby of kidnapping, but...
-Yakuza Piggy: PAY UP, BITCHES! I DESERVE TEH MONIES!
-Is he RETARDED? He was beaten without a fight, and now he has the balls to ask for compensation? From the assholes who do not give a shit about people?
-Yakuza Piggy: RIHGT, BRO? Women these days are SOOO outta control, we sexists need to stick together!
-Ichigo: =_=
-I can't help but agree with that reaction.
-Riruka: Wanna go back and be my bitch again?
-Yakuza Piggy: I AM TOTALLY NOT SCARED.
-WHY is he wasting screen time? Seriously, even Mexican Guy is better.
-Riruka : * FEAR the heart!*
-Yakuza Piggy: OMG PLEASE DON'T PUT ME BACK IN
-What a MAN.
-Ichigo: Wow, he looks EXACTLY like the plush animal. It's as if a cartoonist made it that way for comic effect!
-Riruka: NOW GET THE F**K OUT!
-Ichigo: I figured I'd just be staying here. Cheaper than actually getting an apartment, you know?
-Riruka: YEAH AS IF! You suck and I hate you and you kill puppies just by looking at them and I totally will not masturbate thinking about you tonight!
-And that's our weekly dose of Tsundere-dere-dere-dere Up To Eleven.
-Aizenclone: The bitch is right, we don't need you here. If you keep using the fullbring, the stress will hurt your body, yada yada yada, you know the drill. We'll call you back as soon as your body heals up for more training.
-Wait, he was injured? WHEN? This was like the only fight in all of bleach that had ZERO BLOOD, and by anime law that means nobody was hurt even in the slightest!
-You just know they want to get rid of him so they can smoke their weed, have an orgy, watch High School Musical or something other that Ichigo's boy scout morals would disapprove of.
-MEANWHILE, IN A SEXIER PART OF KARAKURA
-Orihime: You are...?! :iconlegaspplz:
-Bishface: Yes, I am Tsukishima Shuukurou, the clone of Hanataro and Unohana!
-Because this arc is all about recycling character designs.
-Random Punk Guy: OMG TSUKISHIMA THIS WAS MY JOB AND I CAN TOTALLY DO IT.
-Because his actions so far just SCREAM competence.
-Bishface: ...
-I'll just call him bishface from now on. I'm not even going to bother remembering his name.
-Random Punk Guy: YEAH LET'S GO! YOUR REP IS SO IMPORTANT, I'D DIE FOR IT!
-You know, the series is FULL of better villains to die for. Srsly.
-Bishface: Ok, so... I don't have to do anything?
-Cue a demonstration of how evil he is by killing his loyal minion. Oh brother, remember when this was not predictable?
-OK, that was never, but not AS predictable as now?
-Bishface: I lost the page I was on. Time for murder! 8D
-...WOW. A fullbring that doesn't look wholly ridiculous.
-Bishface looks kinda foppish though. Like Ishida, except not as fashionable :iconfabulousplz:
-Orihime: OMG his bookmark turned into a sword. Hey, is that a zanpakuto?
-Bishface: Nope, it's my fullbring, ”Book of the end”.
-That's the least threatening name for a fullbring I ever heard (IN AMERICA!).
-But it's the most threatening-looking fullbring so far, though.
-Bishface: You can relax, I'm not going to rape you... yet. For now, I'll just murder my loyal minion for the Evulz and because he can't beat the shit out of a peaceful seventeen year old girl.
-You know, we tend to forget about it, but Orihime knows Karate. She learned it from the strongest female karate practicioner in japan. Back in soul society, she took out two rank-and-file shinigami with her bare hands on like two seconds. What the hell kind of chance does Random Punk Guy have?
-Orihime: DENIED!
-Bishface: Wow, you realy are as ridiculously nice as they say.
-Orihime: No, I just plan to totally defeat you if it really was you who took down Ishida-kun!
-:rofl:
-MEANWHILE, IN A LESS SEXY PART OF KARAKURA
-Mexican Guy: I am having a pointless monologue about food and Orihime.
-Ichigo: I concur with your pointless dialogue about food and Orihime.
-Mexican Guy: OMG HER REIATSU FEELS STRANGE LET'S GO BE BIG DAMN HEROES AND RESCUE HER
-Ichigo: Did you say... RESCUE? :iconimhappyplz:
-This is like crack for him.
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RomadE's avatar
Riruka masturbating to thoughts of Ichigo?
That's hot :iconnosebleedonionplz: